My future as a carnivore

Hello, pooh. Hello, dinner! Yum yum, Polyester!

Iron Diaper

Check out my new industrial strength diaper. I can literally shit a brick in this thing! In fact, I just did.

Evil Lair

Here I plot world domination from the contol center of my evil lair. Already I am in partial control. Star Jones fired? All me. Ok maybe it's not an EVIL lair after all.