At crazy old Korean harpy practice

Every Wednesday after music class is crazy old Korean harpy class. What do you think? Over and over we make the face and say "YOU NO BLOCK DRIVEWAY! YOU MOVE CAR NOW!" Then we wander up and down Clement street collecting plastic grocery bags.

I Got Rhythm

Yes I do. Here I try to educate mom. Sadly, she has no more rhythm than a sack of weasels. But she's cute- gotta give her that.

Who Just Farted?

One of us... guess who.

Tasty Marker

I won't eat meat. I won't eat vegatables. I don't really care for candy. But magic marker....mmm.... magic marker.

Busted!

I should have known it would be trouble when dad asked me to help out in his crystal meth lab. Sure enough - the pigs come busting in and take us away. Fortunately Martha Stewart was my cellmate and she knitted me this attractive jumpsuit from some hemp that she had been growing under her bed. Tomorrow Martha will teach me to make a shank.