My first X-mas present

I Looooove Santa Claus. I got 37 outfits in many motifs including duckies, bunnies, froggies, doggies, and trekkies. This last from dad who also gave me a copy of the "Dungeon Master's Guide" and a pair of 20-sided dice. He says I will be surrounded by boys this way. Skinny boys who even when he is 60 he can beat the crap out of.